Dem Bitches Be Drankin'

As it would turn out, even a project that revolves entirely around drinking is still too difficult for us to get started. Since the inception two months ago of Dem Bitches Be Drankin’ (and yes, that title is still funny to us), said Bitches have been out drankin scarcely enough times to count on one hand! It is very sad indeed, but a situation we intend to remedy. Gone are the days of shirking a night out in favor of Bud Light Power Hours or evenings in drinking Four Lokos and watching the cinematic masterpiece that is The Fast and the Furious. From this point forward, we shall overcome our youthful laziness and general broke-assed-ness! From this point forward, we will step up to our duties as functioning alcoholics! From this point forward, we be droppin’ knowledge bombs on the masses! ONWARD AND UPWARD! 

In addition to flitting about this beautiful town of ours, we will also be introducing a segment called Dat Bartender be Drankin’! Part of the reason we have failed to go out as much is because we have at our disposal our very own drink master; why pay 8 clams for a cocktail when you got someone who’ll make you a better one AND you can drink it in your pajamas? Our house bartender (classy!) will be creating cocktails, both classics and originals, informing us of their histories (because knowing the history of your drink makes you feel smarter and therefore gives you an excuse to drink more of it for “research”), and giving you the recipes so that you can have the same deliciousness at home. Interactive drunk blogging! Somebody call Mark Zuckerberg!

So don’t worry lovers, we’ll get started soon. Our first stop will be Poquito because 1) it is awesome, 2) it is where our beloved house bartender makes drinks for strangers, and 3) there is an adorable boy who lives upstairs and I have a mix tape with his name on it. I never said we were ethical journalists, just drunk ones.